that dont impress me much !!

Ladies and gentlemen!! Presenting to u a jewel from the mines of lala (where men have forgotten the art of wooing women :D) land...below is a friend request scrap i received on a popular networking site..STATUTORY WARNING: Read at ur own risk :)looking so Beautifulmy Mess Only & only for U hpe u like coz i like ur Beautiful smile If every one forgets u,iam with u, if every 1 lets u down iam with u, if every 1 betrays u iam still with u, But if every 1 likes u sorry iam with them Apples are sweet Kisses are betterIf u love me Sent me a letteri mean waiting for ur reply with ur Beautiful smile Somone asked me for how long i will like u.....i remained silent b'coz i didnt know-which one is longer,"always"or"forever".cme 2 da point Dear waiting for ur reply & dnt forgate i like 2 know u like chat with me y or n ??believe me i was too stunned to say anything :Pi was literally rofl !!!With due respect (no offense :)) to the protagonist's (here, the person who wrote this) feelings, i think its time guys learnt that,'that dont impress me (for that matter any female :D) much!!'Guys, womane are always on a look out for a clearer heart and a strong character!the words, all this extravaganza is an adage; they surely dont want someone constantly uttering all this gibberish, which they dont even mean!ha.. once in a while a bit of romance is welcome! :)but then dont forget to use the language your comfortable with, at least bad grammar wont prove a turn off :)and believe me, most women go weak in their knees, for straight(pun intended!)forward guys!for the lesser known Wooing is an art..and it starts from a clear heart (for everyone :)), me thinks!Me not a veteran in this, but this thing really moved me :DP.S. Suggestions and discussions are welcome :)